I bought this WhatsApp message from a buddy from the South-south as response to the roforo struggle between Minister of Niger Delta Godswill Akpabio and the previous performing managing director of the NDDC Pleasure Nunieh.
His phrases, rendered in Ibibio which he subsequently interpreted, got here to one thing like– you don’t deploy the identical hand used to catch a fly to catch a bee.
By this after all he meant that his former unusual governor, by his earlier opportunistic insinuation that his now out-of-favour NDDC amazon was not solely a shrink case however a wayward one, has figuratively laid an egg!
He was in essence saying that had the unusual fellow taken the favored Ibibio proverb to coronary heart, he would have restrained from casting the primary stone, when because it now appears to be the case, that his abode, a gilded cage is glass-encased!
Then again, Nigerians are supposed to determine what the elegantly coded riposte by the previous Performing Managing Director of the NDDC Pleasure Nunieh meant by the so-called Plan B and what it means to ‘come up on the Port Harcourt woman’ as certainly the place of the ministerial slap within the messy tango!
Such is the tragedy that has befallen a people who their age-long misfortune has not solely been diminished to one among contest between two outsized egos, however is on the verge of being eclipsed within the choreographed inanities.
However then, that is to be anticipated in a rustic the place corruption is considered staple and one which disgrace has lengthy taken flight.
President Muhammadu Buhari clearly meant effectively when September final yr, he ordered a forensic audit into the operations of the Niger Delta Growth Fee (NDCC) overlaying the interval 2001 to 2019.
Citing persistent criticisms of the operations of the fee, the president had noticed that what was on floor within the South-south area didn’t justify the large sources that had been made obtainable to the company.
He instructed the delegation of South-south governors’ an apparent reality: “With the amount of cash that the federal authorities has religiously allotted to the NDDC, we’ll prefer to see the outcomes on the bottom; these which are accountable for which have to clarify sure points.
“The tasks stated to have been accomplished should be verifiable. You simply can’t say you spent a lot billions and when the place is visited, one can’t see the buildings which have been accomplished. The consultants should additionally show that they’re competent.”
That was the massive concept. What Nigerians didn’t discount for was the inelegant contraption known as the interim administration committee (unknown to regulation) – an answer that has since confirmed worse than the unique illness.
The end result: two performing managing administrators all within the house of eight months and billions of naira in contracts for all manners of functions underneath the solar.
(By no means thoughts that a large chunk of the contracts fell wanting the necessities of due course of and appropriation).
And somebody continues to be questioning why the previous virus has not solely mutated however metastasized?
The query is whether or not issues couldn’t have been totally different. Bear in mind, the NDDC was till October final yr, underneath the Workplace of the Secretary to the Authorities of the Federation (OSGF).
In transferring it to the Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs, the president had instructed Nigerians then, that the measure underscored his administration’s “dedication to boost the dwelling requirements of (our) communities within the Niger Delta, by means of coordinated and acceptable programmes’’.
Recall additionally that the president had in the identical October forwarded the checklist of his nominees to the NDCC Board which the Senate, had expeditiously confirmed.
In a transfer that shocked not a couple of, some highly effective forces would persuade the president that an interim cleaning job was not solely wanted however that the job couldn’t be accomplished whereas a legally and correctly constituted board was in place!
Between the president’s good intentions and the riotous, putrefying course of, they’ll solely now shudder not simply on the vast gulf however the debasement of the concept.
Prior to now, the OSGF was stated to be too busy tending to different cupboard workplace issues leaving the vultures within the fee to unleash mayhem; now Akpabio thinks little of treating the interventionist company as something greater than a reward for loyal service therefore the anarchy loosed on the fee!
Nigerians are actually conversant in sundry acts of impunity by these elected or appointed to serve the remainder of us.
We’ve heard revelations of NDCC headquarters constructing that might not be linked to the general public electrical energy grid, as a result of, it’s alleged, the seller supplying diesel for the fee’s turbines is the girlfriend of one of many high weapons within the ministry.
Of contract-splitting and different acts of monumental corruption. Together with the cost that funds meant to pay tuition for Niger Delta college students learning abroad had been paid into the non-public accounts of some IMC members.
Nevertheless, Nigerians luckless to have put up with Minister Godswill Akpabio’s testimony on the Home of Representatives committee sitting on Monday might solely come away with the sensation that the Buhari administration has substituted one principality for an additional monstrosity.
Or how else might one describe a state of affairs during which one highly effective minister’s phrase was not solely regulation, however might, by means of guile manipulate all the FEC going by the revelations on the Home panel sitting?
Because of the Home public listening to, it must have dawned by now that the president, not least the Federal Government Council, was offered a dummy on the problem of forensic audit.
That the IMC contraption might have ranged from being an instrument of ministerial gerrymandering or management however actually nothing of the so-called intendment.
Which explains why the minister, being the alpha and omega of NDDC would, on the power of a doubtful presidential authorisation, assert the privilege of appointing the forensic auditors, making certain that every thing in regards to the transaction from pre-qualification to issuance of award letters to forensic auditors was overseen by his workplace; so as to add the best farce of all, making certain that procurement was accomplished in lieu of the appropriation!
Because of PMB’s delegation by abdication, ministerial outlawry couldn’t have been extra excellent, or full.
These are actually attention-grabbing occasions, each for the nation and the nice folks of the Niger Delta. However then, the story is an previous, acquainted one.
From OMPADEC to NDCC, Nigerians are solely too conversant in the actions of the troopers of fortune holding the Niger Delta area to ransom. One pattern is the 657-kilometre East-West street undertaking, awarded in 2006 by the Obasanjo administration, stretching from Calabar in Cross River State to Warri in Delta State initially valued at N726 billion which stays undelivered until date.
Sure, the president means effectively; sadly, solely a President Buhari might have imagined that the contraption birthed in a match of ministerial conceit and iniquity, would ship a spotless NDDC. It received’t occur.